The Hover Snowplow Danish Sunshine Waffle Notification Fairy of Schizophrenia calls for chaos in her land of randomness. Everything that you want is here on your computer screen. I'm like the Old Spice Man, though I'm not sexy, black, or a man (sorry for the inconvenience). I like food, so prepare your tastebuds for a journey as you try to lick your way through your scree. I like Hetalia, so prepare for countries doing serious/stupid/gay/kfjasfkjbadsf things. I'm emotional about my ships, so don't bomb them or I'll torpedo right back at you. Birds are cool and so is Denmark (both the country and the character). If you want more Denmark (the character) click the Denmark below (yes, I run that shit). Enjoy your stay here, just don't leave a trail of dog shit behind you when you leave. LOVES YOUS ALLS!!!!!!
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first they came for the hyperlinks
then they came for the porn
you can take my dignity
you can take my enjoyment of my immortal
you can take away my /life/
but you cannot
you canNOT
TAKE AWAY
MY
PORN
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS
RISE! RISE WITH ME MY BRETHREN
RISE AND TAKE FANFICTION DOWN
RISE
AND BRING BACK OUR BELOVED PORN!
WHO
IS
WITH
ME
COME ON
COME JOIN ME MY FELLOW SOLDIERS
WE WILL CUT OFF THE HEAD THAT SITS ON THE EVIL NECK OF CENSORSHIP
WE WILL STAB A DAGGER OF TRUTH AND JUSTICE THROUGH THE HEART OF THE BEAST KNOWN AS FANFICTION.NET
WE WILL FREE FROM THEIR SHACKLES THE MYRIAD TALENTED WRITERS WHO SUPPLY US DAILY WITH THE PORN WE RELY ON
WE WILL RISE! WE WILL RISE, AND WITH US WILL COME THE PORN WE HAVE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE!
WE WILL RIIIIISSEE
WE WILL RISE
JUST AS THE BONERS OF THE MANY NOBLE MARTYRS OF FANDOM PORN HAVE DONE BEFORE US
WE WILL DRAW OUR INSPIRATION FROM THOSE VERY BONERS
THE BONERS WE WOULD SURELY HAVE OURSELVES 24/7 HAD WE NOT BEEN BORN WITH VAGINAS INSTEAD
WE WILL RISE
THE BLOOD FROM THE BODY OF FREEDOM WILL FLOW FREELY INTO THE BONER THAT IS YOU AND ME
AND WE
WILL
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Florian Magnenet and Josua Hoffalt in Paris Opera’s Raymonda
I love their dancing here, looks fun!
It’s weird, but they remind me of Sam and Dean Winchester here.
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1. White: This indicates a desire for simplicity, perfection and purity.
2. Red: This person is usually outgoing and lives life to the full. They are optimistic, hate monotony, and are driven and ambitious. They may also be…
What we bought at Food Lion:
- Box of chocolate poptarts
- Three boxes of Aunt Jemima pancakes and sausage
- Pack of flavored waters
- Pineapple popsicles
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT WEEK, GUYS.
In response the many, many enquiries as to where Fio and Arrietty were in the original post, just for fun, here’s the edit ^^
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